Concerning: All PersonnelThis is a reminder to our American citizens that the Republic States Postal Service will be CLOSED from next Thursday. No more fuel for deliveries - no more letters. If you wish to communicate with your families, please contact Human Resources, who will attempt to connect you via a 200 word fax. I'm afraid that word count is an absolute maximum. With rolling blackouts the time to and energy required to print every fax must be taken into consideration.
Dr. Bowe
Director of Research & Development