SUBJECT: NO SUBJECTLook, you nitwit. I don't know why you can't get this through your thick skull! The organisms you brought back are symbiotic! After a period of interaction they bond to a "provider" organism. Doesn't matter if it's a squid or human, once they bond to a provider they won't even accept food from another. That's why you need prior approval to enter the testing room and we have strict time limits on the use of the prototypes. So no, you can't borrow the the goop glove for the afternoon!