收件者：全體人員
這是我最後一次警告各位。
這隻天竺鼠對我目前的研究至關重要。
老實說，你們哪一個人消失在叢林中，我都懶得管，反正對專案也不會有什麼影響。等你們有誰能證明自己比天竺鼠克萊夫更有價值，再來跟我說話。否則，離我的辦公室遠一點！也不准碰牠的籠子！
達恩博士
謹上
研究暨發展中心
諾丑克工業南極分部
英文原文
CONCERNING: ALL PERSONNEL
This is the last time I will say this.
The guinea pig is a vital part of my ongoing research.
Any one of you could walk out into th ejungle for all i care, and the project would be none the worse. Until one of you has something to contribute of greater value than Clive the guinea pig, STAY OUT OF MY OFFICE and STAY AWAY FROM CLIVE'S CAGE.
Yours, sincerely,
Dr. DAHNE
Research & Development
Norcek Industries - Antarctica