إلى: جميع الموظفين

CONCERNING: ALL PERSONNEL This is the last time I will say this. The guinea pig is a vital part of my ongoing research. Any one of you could walk out into th ejungle for all i care, and the project would be none the worse. Until one of you has something to contribute of greater value than Clive the guinea pig, STAY OUT OF MY OFFICE and STAY AWAY FROM CLIVE'S CAGE. Yours, sincerely, Dr. DAHNE Research & Development Norcek Industries - Antarctica