主旨：無主旨很遺憾，331號實驗發生了輕微的過載問題。團隊雖然成功讓功率輸出增加了31%，卻低估了希塔粒子回歸時，反彈效應所造成的影響。簡單來說，本次實驗導致了一起人力資源減損事件，如今不得不重頭來過。所幸無須辦理遺體遣送作業，只是現場燒焦的痕跡處理起來相當棘手。
英文原文
SUBJECT: NO SUBJECT
Regrettably, experiment 331 suffered a minor overloading issue. The team successfully raised power output by 31%, but under-estimated the bounce back effect on theta particle regression. To cut a long story short, we suffered a negative human resources event, and have been forced to return to the drawing board. Thankfully, there are no bodies to repatriate, though the burn marks are proving tricky to clean.