主题：无主题很遗憾，331号实验出了点轻微的过载问题。团队虽然成功把功率输出提高了31%，但低估了西塔粒子回退的反弹效应。简而言之，我们遭遇了一次负面的人力资源事件，现在一切只能推倒重来。不过还好没有遗体需要遣返，只是那些灼烧痕迹清理起来有点麻烦。
英文原文
SUBJECT: NO SUBJECT
Regrettably, experiment 331 suffered a minor overloading issue. The team successfully raised power output by 31%, but under-estimated the bounce back effect on theta particle regression. To cut a long story short, we suffered a negative human resources event, and have been forced to return to the drawing board. Thankfully, there are no bodies to repatriate, though the burn marks are proving tricky to clean.