CONCERNING: Dr. Kathleen Bowe, Norček R&D - AntarcticaDr Bowe - we have re-opened interviews with potential applicants to rectify your staffing shortage. Kindly send a new health and safety assessment for the Exotic Matter laboratory in light of this unfortunate vaporization.
Your concern re: chess geniuses is noted. Regrettably many of our other leading applicants appear to have a predilection for golf, which you may find worse.
Alec T. ten Brundel
Member of the board