事由：凯瑟琳·巴欧博士，诺切克研发部 - 南极巴欧博士，为解决人手短缺的问题，我们已重新开放面试。鉴于近期发生的这起不幸的气化事故，请对奇异物质实验室重新展开健康与安全评估，并将报告提交给我。
关于您对应聘者需擅长国际象棋的要求，我已知悉。遗憾的是，目前其余几位优秀候选人似乎都更喜欢打高尔夫，您或许会觉得这更难接受。
亚历克·T.滕布伦德尔
董事会成员
英文原文
CONCERNING: Dr. Kathleen Bowe, Norček R&D - Antarctica
Dr Bowe - we have re-opened interviews with potential applicants to rectify your staffing shortage. Kindly send a new health and safety assessment for the Exotic Matter laboratory in light of this unfortunate vaporization.
Your concern re: chess geniuses is noted. Regrettably many of our other leading applicants appear to have a predilection for golf, which you may find worse.
Alec T. ten Brundel
Member of the board