收件者：諾丑克研發部南極分部 凱瑟琳．鮑伊博士鮑伊博士：為解決貴部門的人力短缺，我們已重新啟動應徵面試流程。惟鑑於近日不幸發生的汽化事件，請您儘速提交奇異物質實驗室最新的安全衛生評估報告。
至於您所擔憂的西洋棋天才一事，我們已知悉此情況。遺憾的是，其餘幾位優秀候選人多半偏好高爾夫——這對您來說，恐怕也未必是件好事。
亞歷克．T．騰．布倫德爾
董事會成員
英文原文
CONCERNING: Dr. Kathleen Bowe, Norček R&D - Antarctica
Dr Bowe - we have re-opened interviews with potential applicants to rectify your staffing shortage. Kindly send a new health and safety assessment for the Exotic Matter laboratory in light of this unfortunate vaporization.
Your concern re: chess geniuses is noted. Regrettably many of our other leading applicants appear to have a predilection for golf, which you may find worse.
Alec T. ten Brundel
Member of the board