收件者：諾丑克時研中心南極分部 羅伯特．莫瑞博士再次重申：實施全面新聞封鎖，是維持員工士氣的唯一方法。我們注意到，一旦團隊接觸到全球大飢荒、掠奪暴動、疫情爆發以及全球秩序崩潰等相關內容，工作效率就會大幅下降。從現在起，娛樂頻道將鎖定並全天候24小時輪播《菜鳥獸醫日記》、《朱門恩怨》，以及週六限定的《霹靂嬌娃》。
鮑伊博士
研究暨發展中心主任
英文原文
CONCERNING: Dr. Robert Murray, Norček TRC - Antarctica
To reiterate: a total news blackout is the only way to maintain staff morale. We have noticed a marked drop in the efficiency of teams who have been exposed to content related to global mass starvation, pillaging, epidemic outbreak and the collapse of the global world order. From now on the entertainment will remain locked to 24hr screenings of All Creatures Great and Small, Dallas and Charlie's Angels on a Saturday.
Dr. Bowe
Director of Research & Development