Instructions on Clive's care:- Clean all toys and tunnels
- Replace burrowing material
- TV set to Documentary Channel
- Clean food and water bowls, restock
(CLIVE IS ON A STRICT GLUTEN-FREE DIET)
- Replace bedding, turn down sheets
- Oil wheel, check dynamo gearing
- Spray house and clean
(USE DR. DAHNE'S HOMEBREW SPRAY ONLY!)
Do NOT let Clive near the Matter Reduction or Enlargement Platform!
You will be the one who cleans up after.