
克莱夫饲养指南:- 清理所有玩具和隧道
- 更换挖洞材料
- 喷洒消毒并清洁——只能用达恩博士的自制喷雾!!!
- 清洗食盆水盆,补充食物——克莱夫必须严格执行无麸质饮食。
- 更换垫料,铺好床单
- 给跑轮上油,检查发电机齿轮
- 将电视调至纪录片频道
绝不要让克莱夫靠近物质缩小或放大平台。否则善后的就是你了。
英文原文
Instructions on Clive's care:
- Clean all toys and tunnels
- Replace burrowing material
- TV set to Documentary Channel
- Clean food and water bowls, restock
(CLIVE IS ON A STRICT GLUTEN-FREE DIET)
- Replace bedding, turn down sheets
- Oil wheel, check dynamo gearing
- Spray house and clean
(USE DR. DAHNE'S HOMEBREW SPRAY ONLY!)
Do NOT let Clive near the Matter Reduction or Enlargement Platform!
You will be the one who cleans up after.