收件者：全體人員主旨：氣候控制我注意到有部分員工居然利用氣候控制系統舉辦什麼「週四三溫暖聚會」。
顯然大家把專業和常識都拋到腦後了，所以從現在開始，只要一偵測到實驗室環境未達標準，氣候控制系統就會立刻「全面鎖定」。
羅伯特．莫瑞
英文原文
Concerning: All Personnel
SUBJECT: Climate Controls
It has come to my attention that some members of staff have been using the climate control system to run a 'Thursday sauna social'.
Since it is clear that neither professional reason or common sense are applicable here, the climate system will now initiate a FULL LOCKDOWN if suboptimal laboratory conditions are detected.
Robert Murray