
事由:全体员工主题:气候控制近期我发现,有部分员工一直在用气候控制系统搞所谓的“周四桑拿社交”活动。
显然这种行为既不符合专业需求,也无半点常识可言。往后,只要检测到实验室环境不达标,气候系统就会立即启动全面封锁。
罗伯特·默里
英文原文
Concerning: All Personnel
SUBJECT: Climate Controls
It has come to my attention that some members of staff have been using the climate control system to run a 'Thursday sauna social'.
Since it is clear that neither professional reason or common sense are applicable here, the climate system will now initiate a FULL LOCKDOWN if suboptimal laboratory conditions are detected.
Robert Murray