
黏液!它都有什么用途呢?在诺切克,我们总喜欢以别样的方式解决问题。所以我们不如换个问法:它什么地方用不上?
电器坏了?拿黏液滋它一下,电流瞬间恢复!
够不到最上层架子?用黏液搭一座梯子,把饼干拿下来!
粘东西可以,压东西也没问题,黏液是万能的。
一切以条款为准。诺切克对因使用黏液造成的一切伤害、残废、中毒或死亡概不负责。
英文原文
Goop! What is it good for?
At Norček, we like to work the problem a little differently. Instead we ask: what isn't it good for?
Got a faulty appliance? Just zap it with goop and watch the electricity flow!
Can't get to the top shelf? Build yourself a stairway of pure goop and grab those biscuits!
Whether it's sticking stuff together or weighing things down, the answer is goop.
Terms and conditions apply. Norček accepts no liability for injury, mutilation, toxicity or loss of life in connection with the use of goop.